Just Passing Through...

If Mary Poppins wasn't an extremely accomplished witch, I'll eat the Sorting Hat.
by Anonymous

assholedisney:

AU where hundreds of very accomplished witches became English nannies to magical children born into Muggle families

governesses showing children simple household magic so they didn’t suffer complete culture shock when they received their Hogwarts letters

nannies acting as liaisons between 17 year old witches and their Muggle parents to prevent arranged marriages that would have stifled their natural abilities 

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

(via subconsciousflow)

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

(via ceeecil)

I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.

- Roald Dahl (via lexestrex)

(via humbalaa)

In my youth, I didn’t think she was ugly. Nor did I didn’t think she was beautiful. She just looked like a dark Black woman. With a bunch of make-up on in the early days. Later, I realized what she really looked like was an African mask. Something to shock you into a realization that no matter how hard you tried, you would never ever master white beauty because that is not what you were. Fundamental Blackness. Severe lines. Severe, you hear me. I mean, you hear Nina. Dogonic, chiseled features. Bold eyes. Ancient eyes. Done seen and survived slavery eyes. A countenance so serious that only hand carved mahogany or ebony could convey the features.

s0ullessed:

absolute-infraction:

moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

& find the love of my life

bang bang

(via ieatshadesofgay)

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